Well what can I say? Over the pass few months I have been a very busy Bunny and have been in great demand; By the press for photographs and for opening new shops around the country, and courting a certain young lady named Muffin , for Oliver, Bandit and Barley-Bun which was successful due to my experience with the female of the species. After the last shop opening I did and the clamber for my autograph and of course just to be in my presence, I have decided to have body guards for my protection in the future This is mainly due to doe 2foots wanting me to be on their bumpy bits and thrusting them at me, with no tops on which I enjoy, but sometimes the bumpy bits are just to big and I end up getting smothered by them So, I have enlisted 2 main Body guards to look after me when I go on my tours. My 2 body guards are very good at what they do and I can rely on them to keep these Doe 2foots at arms length Below is a picture of each of them and you can see they are mean and ready for action at the drop of a hat They also have a list of special talents that they have under their photo's. So girly does, please be careful in future at where you are thrusting your bare bumpy bits, as I might have to get my body guards to deal with them and of course you to
This is Big Bad Jim from Scootland.
Built like a brick Ceacal house. He stands 6 foot 4.
Special talents:
Breaking bones of buck 2foots.
Looking after Bunnies in need, with my Auntie Lynda.
Ex Paratrooper and SAS man.
Sorting things out.
Traveling on trains.
Has hundreds of DvDs.
Hates 2foots who hurt bunnies.
He can drink Becks beer and not fall over.
Also he looks after my Auntie Lynda.
Chases Haggis across the Glens in a kilt, with no underpants on
Over the pass few months I have been a very busy Bunny and have been in great demand; By the press for photographs and for opening new shops around the country, and courting a certain young lady named Muffin 
, for Oliver, Bandit and Barley-Bun which was successful 
due to my experience with the female of the species. After the last shop opening I did and the clamber for my autograph and of course just to be in my presence, I have decided to have body guards for my protection in the future 
This is mainly due to doe 2foots wanting me to be on their bumpy bits 
and thrusting them at me, with no tops on 
Below is a picture of each of them and you can see they are mean and ready for action at the drop of a hat 
They also have a list of special talents that they have under their photo's. So girly does, please be careful in future at where you are thrusting your bare bumpy bits, as I might have to get my body guards to deal with them 
and of course you to 
